Objects of total lust and desire

If I had a regular income, some of it would surely be going on these 

Honestly, if you could hear the noises coming out of me at the sight of these little beauties you would have thought there was a porno movie being shot in this room, honestly. How badly do I want them to replace my beaten Adidas Stan Smiths? (which I still love btw). They're Pierre Hardy's s/s2010 Coloramas which come in a limited edition of 500 and are available to buy for €350 at Colette in Paris. They almost make me want to go back to have a well-paid full time job.

Buy them - and risk my hatred for the rest of your life - here http://www.colette.fr/#/eshop/article/275723/pierre-hardy/89/