Tuesday 17 November 2009

Who is this woman?









Do you recognise this woman? If you do, please have her vocal chords pulled out


So there I was minding my own business (actually trying to work out whether one Maltese civil servant's inability to access this blog from her office was due to a general ban on blogs, or on this one for the use of Maltese vernacular for penis and vagina - it turned out to be the former) when I heard this female voice booming from outside. Now bear in mind that, being Maltese, I am used to booming voices, but this one was something else. Enough of a something else to make me rush to the balcony to see what was going on outside. Well, wouldn't you know, there's a deranged woman in a white shirt, tie and high heels chasing people round the square followed by a TV crew. Spanish TV is full of deranged women with booming voices, and they're usually getting hysterical about something or other, usually the private life of someone they've never even met. Honestly, TV here really does take crap TV to another level.

 One hour later, she's still there, and the voice is still booming round the square, and any minute now, I'm going to pee into a bucket and empty it onto her.

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